Friends Don't Let Friends Go Vegan
If you are already a vegan, you are likely a lost cause, so go ahead and close your browser as I would hate for you to be confronted by actual facts... I know you people are allergic to them.
Try Not to Get Too Butthurt
While this page certainly pokes fun of the Vegan Agenda and the ideology behind it...
All of the jokes and jabs on this page and not intended to be mean-spirited...
Nor are they directed to any specific individuals (with few exceptions),
But they are intended to tease the Vegan community at large for holding on to such hypocritical and idiotic beliefs.
This page is intended to be a helpful resource to prevent people who are considering going vegan, from making one of the dumbest possible decisions ever!
You've Been Conned
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled." ~ Mark Twain
Take 4 minutes and see how they tricked the world into thinking meat was bad:
My Beef with the Vegans
See what I did there? 😂
Most* Vegans are: Self-Righteous, Misguided, Hypocrites
*Notice I said MOST, not ALL. I've actually met a few vegans who were not totally annoying... but in my experience they are the exception, not the rule.
Look... if you want to be Vegan... fine, that's your choice.
But shut the fuck up about it mmm-kay?
Quit spreading lies and propaganda trying to guilt others into joining your cult.
The 3 main arguments for Veganism
Vegans believe their lifestyle is better for their health, morally superior, and better for the environment.
Unfortunately, science doesn't care about what you believe. This site breaks down the arguments and shares the facts.
Choose a section below to jump straight to that topic.
Health Matters
Soy Sucks
Vegans claim they get plenty of protein from soy.
There's only one problem with that... soy is terrible for your health!
The Ethics
I honestly believe that vegans are sincere about not wanting to support animal cruelty as a main reason for going vegan and I respect that. The problem is... there is still blood on your hands (and in your food)
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The Environment
Vegans claim that their way of eating is better for the environment.
Turns out they are wrong about that too!
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Factory Farming Sucks!
Vegans make 1 really good point
I side with vegans on one important issue:
The factory farming system in America is broken.
That's why we suggest supporting local farmers instead of buying meat from the CAFOs (Concentrated Animal Feeding Operations)
Pure Vegan Propaganda
I hate to even call attention to films like these because they are so beyond stupid... but so many of my friends reach out to me asking me what I think since they know I am a health coach and I am passionate about human nutrition, and that I recommend a meat-based lifestyle.
What the Health
If you happened to watch the that steaming pile of vegan propaganda on Netflix, you owe it to yourself to read some of the critical reviews about it:
- Journalist and author Nina Teicholz tracked down every source they cited in the film and determined 96% of them weren't supported by the data.
- The Bulletproof Coffee guy responds to the top 10 claims made in the film.
- Science-based Medicine calls it "A Movie With an Agenda"
- Well respected paleo blogger Robb Wolf shares his thoughts.
- Even this vegan dietician wrote "Repeated blunders and bad science make What the Health impossible to recommend"
- A point by point review
- Here's another point of view
- Debunking "What the Health"
The Game Changers
The Game Changers is a new film touting the benefits of a plant-based diet (code word for vegan) you can catch on Netflix that is big on sensationalism, short on facts.
The bottom line is this:
Humans have been eating meat for hundreds of thousands of years... and now all of a sudden meat is the cause of our health problems? I don't think so. How does that even make any sense?
It's much more likely that the rise in plant-based foods such as sugar, grains and processed vegetable oils are responsible for our declining health.
James Cameron invested 140 million dollars in a pea protein company (which is conveniently left out of the film). He stands to make massive profits from people giving up meat and looking for alternative protein sources, so you have to consider the source when considering the information they provided in the film.
Here are a few reviews of the film worth reading:
- Debunking the Game Changers
- A SCIENTIFIC REVIEW WITH FULL CITATIONS
- Vegan hype of titanic proportions is a game changer in diet spin
- Is ditching meat a “game-changer” for your health?
- The Game Changers Movie: Techniques of Persuasion
- Is game changers game changing or is it sensationalism?
- The Game Changers Exposed: Bad Science, Great Propaganda
- Let's Talk About "The Game Changers"
If you'd rather watch videos than read articles, here are several to get you started:
I am proud to be listed as an Associate Producer for "The Game Changers Officially Debunked":
A Vegan Debunks "The Game Changers":
Dr. Westman breaks it down in about 10 minutes:
Real Doctor Reacts to The Game Changers:
Frustrated Response to Game Changers Documentary:
Facts and Fiction: Debunking The Game Changers:
Fake Meat
Trigger Warning
Who'd You Rather?
Vegans always claim to be healthier then the rest of us.
The thing is... most vegans I know are far from the picture of health.
I love this tweet from Dr. Ted Naiman. He follows a low carb diet and advocates resistance training.
On the right, Dr. Greger is a vegan advocate. Bald, poor eyesight... not in terrible shape, but far from the picture of health.
I don't think I'll be giving up meat any time ever!
BTW... Greger is a fraud.
Just FYI, I’m 46 and Dr. Greger is 45. pic.twitter.com/ErkjwIJa1M
— Tᕮᗪ ⚡️ ᑎᗩIᗰᗩᑎ (@tednaiman) March 16, 2018
ROFL this is what should be done to those vegan stuff!
— Mr. Keto (@The_Keto_Indian) November 15, 2019
All those chemicals filled artificial vegan products should be in the waste bin and not in our stomachs@DrEenfeldt @KetoAurelius @aga_pallavi @SBakerMD @CarnivoreMD @CarnivoreKeto @KenDBerryMD @shashiiyengar @SBakerMD pic.twitter.com/jy3wzVSK8P
Dear People Who Eat Fake Meat,
— Carnivore Aurelius © (@KetoAurelius) November 1, 2019
“You’ve been tricked.” - @joerogan
Stop eating toxic poison.
Stop blaming healthy saturated fats.
Stop pretending to save the environment.
Start doing your own research.
Sincerely,
Carnivore Aurelius pic.twitter.com/LrcwduQxB7
Why can’t we just eat the food we feed to cattle instead of feeding it to them? pic.twitter.com/ETFdYpsuPo
— Derrick “talks to cows” Josi 🌱 (@DerrickJosi) October 24, 2019
Time for a review: The "destroying-your-health," "makes-you-immoral," and "ruining-the-planet" claims are false (also bogus, deceitful, distorted, faulty, fictitious, fraudulent, inaccurate, misleading, mistaken, specious, spurious, unfounded & untrue)
— Peter Ballerstedt (@GrassBased) October 3, 2019
So what's next? Aliens?!? pic.twitter.com/TFZ4WiDUZs
Go #Vegan - but don't forget that it's a completely unnatural diet for a human - so make sure you supplement: pic.twitter.com/9MjTJMbGDq
— Ivor Cummins (@FatEmperor) September 19, 2019
"Plant-Based" is an ideology, a bit like Communism, whereby a minority decide that for the "common good" (saving the planet), a sub-group, in this case grass farmers, cows on pasture, foraging chickens, pigs rooting in the ground for iron, DON'T BELONG HERE ANYMORE! pic.twitter.com/uyKJEdh22b
— Alan Watson (@DietHeartNews) September 17, 2019
Control the protein supply.
— Gary Fettke (@FructoseNo) September 9, 2019
Control the people.
Light bulb moment 💡 to see history of power/wealth moving from 'clean' #meat to #plantbased protein.
It's religion/corporates wielding influence/power/control. Game on💡 pic.twitter.com/EQc5Ia0gTz
When a Vegan is riding a bike down my street pic.twitter.com/Fo1c0AED8l
— Brian 🥩BATS🥩 Wiley (@LOWCARB_TOOLBOX) June 24, 2019
SNAG SOME SWAG
Are you brave enough to wear this shirt to a yoga class or a farmers market?
Tag a photo of yourself wearing this shirt with #vegansaretheworst for a chance to be featured in our gallery.
*bonus points if there is a vegan in the photo and double bonus if they are crying.
**Note: wear this shirt at your own risk... we aren't responsible if you get accosted by a militant vegan with hairy armpits that smells like patchouli.